ollivander:

ollivander:

I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless

this is my chance

inbox:

why doesnt facebook have post limit

baby-letsplayhouse:

fat shaming is bad (｡◕‿◕｡)
skinny shaming is bad (｡◕‿◕｡)

dont shame anybody for the way their body looks (❂‿❂)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn

sluttyoliveoil:

Panic! at the Dentist

crybabe:

wow you have the best taste in music

unzip ur pants

asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

amoying:

it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus